Thursday, April 16, 2009

Is THIS REALLY what women want?!!

So I went and watched 'Twilight' and sorry, I'm just left with a 'WHAT?!' This is what women want?! This is what women are craving?! A vampire that's afraid he's going to kill you all the time?! A cold-to-the-touch, 100-year old, glow-in-the-dark eyed, sickly-pale-looking, voyeuristic (just appears in her bedroom and 'watches' her - CREEPY!), befanged.....must I really go on?!

Of course, and I've already been told this by many a 'Twilight' fan, that the movie was lame and that I should read the books....but still the question exists:

WOMEN OF THE WORLD, is this TRULY what you are all looking for in a man?!!

No wonder I'm still single....